Lightsaber Mini

Lightsaber Mini
Survey: Wouldn’t you think that a guy who lives in his parent’s basement…?

…and collects Star Wars memorabilia that includes a real Storm Trooper outfit and Tie Fighter bed complete with laser lights, has a Wookie fur covered sofa and mini refrigerator with choice of Cheez-Whiz or peanut butter for your Ritz crackers….wouldn’t you think this guy’s a catch? What if I told you this guy can sound like Yoda when making love? “Good you feel, about to orgasm I am!” Wouldn’t you think the women would throw themselves at this Jedi stud?

Sadly, you’d be wrong.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go play with my lightsaber.

POLL: Han Solo or Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder?

Dude, talk about relating! We have GOT to hang out some time.

Han Solo.

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